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Candle-Making with a Side of Southern Sass and Political Humor

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A wooden box filled with hand-rolled yellow candles secured with paper bands and handwritten labels. The box is placed amidst open books or paper sheets with text. There are additional candles and string visible, giving a warm and rustic atmosphere.
A wooden box filled with hand-rolled yellow candles secured with paper bands and handwritten labels. The box is placed amidst open books or paper sheets with text. There are additional candles and string visible, giving a warm and rustic atmosphere.

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Join us for fun, creative candle-making experiences.

A collection of artisan candles with dried flowers and herbs embedded in the wax is arranged on a wooden surface. The candles vary in size, with some in glass containers. The dried flowers include lavender and rose petals, adding a rustic and handmade aesthetic. Soft lighting enhances the warm and cozy atmosphere.
A collection of artisan candles with dried flowers and herbs embedded in the wax is arranged on a wooden surface. The candles vary in size, with some in glass containers. The dried flowers include lavender and rose petals, adding a rustic and handmade aesthetic. Soft lighting enhances the warm and cozy atmosphere.
A cozy shop interior displays a variety of candles and accessories. Wooden shelves line the walls, filled with candles, vases, and decorative items. The central wooden table is adorned with an array of colorful dried flowers and various candle options. Large decorative jars and small potted plants add to the rustic aesthetic.
A cozy shop interior displays a variety of candles and accessories. Wooden shelves line the walls, filled with candles, vases, and decorative items. The central wooden table is adorned with an array of colorful dried flowers and various candle options. Large decorative jars and small potted plants add to the rustic aesthetic.
Southern Charm

Celebrate with humor and hospitality.

Political Satire

Lighten the mood with cheeky scents.

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Explore our unique candle collections that blend humor, politics, and southern charm for all occasions.

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Bless your heart, darlin’. You’re sweeter than a bribe and twice as addictive.

Welcome to Politically Poured, a one-of-a-kind candle and fragrance business that merges humor, Southern charm, and politics into a delightful sensory experience. Our products celebrate the spirit of political discourse with a dash of satire and plenty of “Bless Your Heart” Southern hospitality. Whether it’s a cheeky nod to political scandals or the perfect scent for bipartisan relaxation, Politically Poured has something for everyone.

Our Mission:

To spark conversation and connection through beautifully crafted candles and fragrances that embody humor, creativity, and Southern charm. We aim to bring people together—across party lines—over laughter, light, and a touch of “Bless Your Heart.”

What We Offer:

Our candles are designed to inspire laughter and connection, with fragrances tailored to reflect both political satire and timeless Southern elegance. Each candle features a unique scent blend and a playful name, complete with a “Bless Your Heart” tagline.

Examples of Fragrance Themes:

  • Pardon Me Plum: A satirical nod to modern political pardons, featuring Cashmere Plum + Fraser Fir.

    • "Bless your heart, darlin’. Not even the scent of forgiveness can erase a good story."

  • Sweet Smoke of Freedom: Cashmere Plum + Tobacco Caramel.

    • "Bless your heart, sugar. The scent of freedom pairs nicely with a touch of guilt."

  • Salty Pardons: Cashmere Plum + Sea Salt and Peony.

    • "Bless your heart, darlin’. A pinch of salt and a heap of plum make everything excusable."

Pour Parties:

Politically Poured invites the community to create their own candles at Pour Parties, hosted locally or in collaboration with venues. Guests can mix their favorite scents, choose a political theme, and customize their candles while enjoying a fun and interactive event.

How It Works:

  • Book Online: Visit PoliticallyPoured.com to check availability and schedule your Pour Party.

  • Party Size: Perfect for groups of 6-8 people.

  • Custom Fragrance Blends: Select from our signature political-themed fragrance blends.

  • Guided Pouring Experience: Learn the art of candle-making with guidance from our experts.

    • After preparing and wicking your creation, filling the vessel with your chosen fragrance blend and melted Soy Wax, the candle art will begin to cool and come to life.

  • Take Home Your Candle Art: Guests leave with their hand-poured candle creation, with a custom label to commemorate the event.

Booking Information:

To join the waitlist for a Pour Party, visit our website at PoliticallyPoured.com where you can obtain more information and submit a party request.

Mobile Pour Parties: Bless Your Pour

For mobile pour parties, please visit our sister site: BlessYourPour.com

Crafting Connections

Where humor meets southern charm in a delightful blend of politics and creativity through our unique candles and crafts.

A lit candle with melted wax drips is placed in an intricately designed holder resembling a mythical creature. Surrounding the candle is a setting with elements like a bundle of corks in a wooden frame, a glass bottle with twine around its neck, and a jar with a metal clasp lid. In the background, a bouquet of purple flowers adds a pop of color.
A lit candle with melted wax drips is placed in an intricately designed holder resembling a mythical creature. Surrounding the candle is a setting with elements like a bundle of corks in a wooden frame, a glass bottle with twine around its neck, and a jar with a metal clasp lid. In the background, a bouquet of purple flowers adds a pop of color.
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A neatly arranged collection of scented candles in glass jars, each featuring distinct labels with intricate lettering. The candles are placed on a metal rack, with varied wax colors ranging from white to light yellow and pale orange. The setting is indoors, with a blurred background providing a warm ambiance.
A neatly arranged collection of scented candles in glass jars, each featuring distinct labels with intricate lettering. The candles are placed on a metal rack, with varied wax colors ranging from white to light yellow and pale orange. The setting is indoors, with a blurred background providing a warm ambiance.

Politically Poured candles bring humor and charm together! Perfect for sparking discourse and laughter with friends. I loved making my own at the pour party!

Sarah M.

A brown glass candle jar labeled 'CHRISM' contains a white candle with wisps of smoke rising elegantly. Green sprigs and a black candle accessory are placed artistically around it on a dark surface, adding to the composition.
A brown glass candle jar labeled 'CHRISM' contains a white candle with wisps of smoke rising elegantly. Green sprigs and a black candle accessory are placed artistically around it on a dark surface, adding to the composition.

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